The Dwarf

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A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm.
"I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse?" said the owner.
"A female horth" the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
"Nithe horth" says the dwarf, "can i thee her eyth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse eyes.
"Nith eyth",says the dwarf, "can i thee her teeth"
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse teeth.
"Nith teeth, can i see her eerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks
up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
"Nith eerth" he says "now....can i see her twot?"
With this the owner picks the dwarf up and shoves his head deep
inside the horses vagina and holds him there for a second before
pulling hiim out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps i should weefwaze that.......
Can i see her wun awound.