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Minnie ME...
8th May 2005, 09:12 PM
Lil Johnny

lil johnny is heard some kids talking about something. He goes to his teacher
"I heard some kids talking in the playground."
She replys "What were they talking about lil Johnny?"
"The purple patch"
"Go sit on the bench lil johnny"

Another teacher comes along
"y r u here lil johnny?"
I heard some kids talking in the playground and i asked the teacher about it and she sent me here."
"What were they talking about lil Johnny?'
"The purple patch!"
"Go to the principle"

He goes to the principle office"
y r u here lil johnny?
I heard some kids talking in the playground and i asked the teacher about it and she sent me to the bench then i was sent here.
What were they talking about lil johnny?
The purple patch
Go home lil johnny

He goes home and his mum ask's him y he is home so early
I heard some kids talking in the playground and i asked the teacher about it and she sent me to the bench then then i was sent to the principle then i was sent her.
What were they talking about lil johnny?
The purple patch
Go to you're room

He goes to his room and his dad ask's him y he is crying
I heard some kids talking in the playground and i asked the teacher about it and she sent me to the bench then then i was sent to the principle here then i was home then i was sent to my room.
What were they talking about lil johnny?
The purple patch
Get out of my house!

He goes out into the rain and the police rock up,
what are you doing out in the rain lil johnny?
heard some kids talking in the playground and i asked the teacher about it and she sent me to the bench then then i was sent to the principle here then i was home then i was sent to my room and then i was sent out of the house.
What were they talking about lil johnny?
The purple patch
Go to jail lil johnny

Get goes to court and the judge ask's y he was here
heard some kids talking in the playground and i asked the teacher about it and she sent me to the bench then then i was sent to the principle here then i was home then i was sent to my room and then i was sent out of the house and then i was sent to jail
What were they talking about lil johnny?
The purple patch
GUILTY

He serfed his time and then one day at home he see's the ice-cream fan. HE runns out and gets hit by a truck

You know what the moral of the story is?
Look both ways before you cross the road

- It make's you read all thst then the ending only counts! lol

shnookem
9th May 2005, 03:49 PM
bloody hell!

idiot!